Skip to main content

THE STAGE REVIEW | ROBINSON CRUSOE


Robinson Crusoe and The Caribbean Pirates

Published Thursday 15 December 2011 at 17:57 by Susie Wild
Ahoy me hearties. This big budget pirate pantomime has some of the bigger names and most expensive costumes in the region if not the biggest laughs. TV personality turned reality TV star Christopher Biggins (Mrs Crusoe) changes outfits well in between plugging his autobiography and wearing the product placements of a high street giant. Aside from the adverts, a posturing Robinson (Paul Zerdin) and his ventriloquist puppet Sam are the real stars of the show. Especially when Sam is left alone onstage and magically ‘comes to life’ - apparently talking and moving unaided.
The action moves from the city of Cardiff to the deadliest place on earth as an ancient map leads all and sundry on a treasure hunt to Skull Island. In these dangerous tropical climes enchanting mermaids, lost tribes and Crusoe-should’ve-picked-her Girl Friday (a stunning Stephanie Siadatan) come together to help Robinson beat the swashbuckling swines. The soundtrack isn’t the strongest but does take in Tina Turner, Celine Dion, Monty Python and The Little Mermaid. David Bedella (Blackheart) is a convincing, if not especially butch, baddie in pimped-up pirate get up. Gok Wan would die for his gold coat. Other highlights include frolicking UV fish, a swish swordfight and the hilarious merman backing dancer.

Production information

New Theatre, Cardiff, December 13-January 22
Author/director:
Ken Alexander
Producer:
Jonathan Kiley
Cast includes:
Christopher Biggins, Paul T, David Bedella, Alexander Delamere, Lucy Sinclair, Stephanie Siadatan
Running time:
2hr 10mins
Production information can change over the run of the show.
See review on The Stage website: 

Comments

Popular posts from this blog

Gig Alert: Jemma L. King at Gwyl Lyfrau Abaraeron Book Festival 2025

There are l ots of great free events at Gwyl Lyfrau Abaraeron Book Festival 2025 this Sunday including Jemma L. King sharing poems from her new collection Moon Base One at 11.30am! Go along...

New Welsh Review: Summer 2025

Have you ordered our Summer 2025 issue yet? Edited by yours truly. Inside you will find... Editorial: Susie Wild Beautiful redesign and new logo by Olwen Fowler. Photo Essay: Nearly There? Jon Pountney on his journey photographing the South Wales Valleys. Featured Poets: Abeer Ameer – Srebrenica, Town of Silver and Salt (extracts from a long poem sequence commemorating the thirtieth anniversary of the Srebrenica Genocide); glimpses of a long-running poem-and-image conversation between Penarth-based poet Philip Gross and Luxembourgois-American visual artist Kiera Faber; a cover poem from Roberto Pastore; and new work from the winner of the 2024 Jerwood Poetry Prize clare e. potter. ++ the Borzello Trust Poetry Prize winner, Natasha Gauthier, and runners-up Rhian Thomas, Cerys Hughes, Sarah Persson, Lesley James and Emma Baines. Essays: Brennig Davies on masculinity and silence in Joe Dunthorne’s Children of Radium: A Buried Inheritance and Anthony Shapland’s A Room Above a Shop...

Two Week Warning: Do Not Go Gentle festival Sat 4 November

Two weeks today doors open on  #DoNotGoGentle2017  A packed program in 4 fab new venues across Swansea  Unit Nineteen ,  The Last Resort ,  Cinema&Co.   No Sign Wine Bar . Tickets available now from  www.donotgogentlefestival. co.uk Here's the details for my gig on 4 November